My first two weeks at home post #MentyB

I've only just surrendered to the time-pirate and existential black hole that is TikTok. The other day I heard someone on there refer to a mental breakdown as a Menty B, and I'm here for it.

I shall henceforth refer fondly to the last few months of my life as 'That time I had my Menty B'. Or will it be 'My first Menty B'? I guess only time will tell.

Here's how my first two weeks at home post 'Inaugural Menty B' have gone.